Saturday Night Racer - DEADLINE JAN 23RD: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET JAN 30TH

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DEADLINE JAN 23RD: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET JAN 30TH
11/30/09 at 2:23pm

Everyone is invited to the Santa Maria Speedway Awards Banquet and Party!

Saturday January 30th, 2010

Santa Maria Elks Lodge

Happy Hour is at 5:30pm

Dinner 6:30pm

Awards and Video Presentation to follow.

There will be a DJ and Dancing afterwards.

Tickets: $35.00

All RSVP’s MUST be received by Jan. 23rd, 2010

Please mail RSVP response with check to:

Chris Kearns Presents
P.O. Box 5199
Santa Maria, CA 93456

A flyer will go out to addresses that I have in the next couple of weeks, or you can just mail your check and names of those attending.

Thank you,
Chris Kearns
805-714-8538
chrisk.usa@gmail.com

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BALLJNTBUSTER32 LMR Member Offline Posts: 226	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #1 - 11/30/09 at 4:29pm heck forget the food, just provide plenty of Vodka and diet 7. Oh yeah and that nice and friendly Massoust you know the ole "rub and Tug" gal. Oh yeah to also give a good massage. LOL
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Chris Kearns LMR God Offline Posts: 4133	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #2 - 11/30/09 at 6:13pm I'll invite her, but it will probably cost you more than $35
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mijo4 LMR Senior Offline THE MIJO SPECIAL- GETS EM EVERY TIME Posts: 260 SANTA MARIA	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #3 - 11/30/09 at 6:50pm AND FREE CAMPING TOO? MIJO
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17t_racer LMR God Offline Addicted to dirt! Posts: 524	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #4 - 11/30/09 at 8:31pm mijo4 wrote on 11/30/09 at 6:50pm: AND FREE CAMPING TOO? MIJO I will second that!!!!
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rickybobby33x LMR God Offline Iwant to go fast Posts: 813	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #5 - 11/30/09 at 8:40pm Cool your jets Richie................. sound like a good time and I hope the bako crowd makes it over...................and us shy and quite factoy/hobby guys and gals will be there .pete
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dario LMR Senior Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 424	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #6 - 12/01/09 at 8:45am can you just pay at the door?
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formercrewguy LMR God Offline The shrub brothers are punks Posts: 4293 Arizona	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #7 - 12/01/09 at 8:58am Chris Kearns wrote on 11/30/09 at 6:13pm: I'll invite her, but it will probably cost you more than $35 Ah...............now its becoming clear how you get all the sponsor help.......................lol
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benstrans LMR God Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1548	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #8 - 12/01/09 at 10:32am 17t_racer wrote on 11/30/09 at 8:31pm: mijo4 wrote on 11/30/09 at 6:50pm: AND FREE CAMPING TOO? MIJO I will second that!!!! The Elks DO have an RV parking area. However, it would be wise to check with them before planning to stay overnight.
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MODFAN4EVER LMR Rookie Offline Posts: 36	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #9 - 12/01/09 at 1:06pm Are they letting people under 21 in? I know the elks are strict when it come to age and they was you dress!!!!!! Please let us know
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Patch LMR Member Offline Dirt is for racing, Asphalt is for getting there. Posts: 213 Ca.	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #10 - 12/01/09 at 4:08pm MODFAN4EVER wrote on 12/01/09 at 1:06pm: Are they letting people under 21 in? I know the elks are strict when it come to age and they was you dress!!!!!! Please let us know It shouldn't be a problem. This is not an "Elks" Event. It's a private party.
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Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET
Reply #11 - 12/01/09 at 4:16pm

MODFAN4EVER wrote on 12/01/09 at 1:06pm:

Are they letting people under 21 in? I know the elks are strict when it come to age and they was you dress!!!!!! Please let us know

As I recall, it's set up so that you can go through the front entryway directly to the dining room without entering the bar area.

This way, members in the bar are NOT bothered and non-members can't access it.

I don't know of a dress code, but I'd recommend AT LEAST a clean and neatly pressed firesuit. Tie optional.

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Wooliebuger1 LMR God Offline I love YaBB 1G - SP1! Posts: 1411 Santa Maria	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #12 - 12/01/09 at 4:44pm They have a dress code on Friday nights and non-members are allowed in as guests of members, that is the cook your own, and I was told the dress code is for all functions at the club, so it would be wise to check and see if it is enforced for private parties....Don
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Reply #13 - 12/01/09 at 5:20pm

Wooliebuger1 wrote on 12/01/09 at 4:44pm:

They have a dress code on Friday nights and non-members are allowed in as guests of members, that is the cook your own, and I was told the dress code is for all functions at the club, so it would be wise to check and see if it is enforced for private parties....Don

What IS the dress code?

It can't be all that rigid. AFter all, it's a working man's club, NOT a royal palace. Too bad it's not the White House. You don't even need an invitation to get in there.

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Chris Kearns LMR God Offline Posts: 4133	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #14 - 12/01/09 at 5:58pm No age limit. Just need to keep the kids away from the bar. Didnt think about a dress code. Im thinking Pants, collared shirt, no hat?
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Chris Kearns LMR God Offline Posts: 4133	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #15 - 12/01/09 at 5:59pm This Banquet will be for West Coast Shootout Late Models, West Coast 360 Sprint Cars and Santa Maria Speedway. Champion, point finishers, Rookies of the year, etc.
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Chris Kearns LMR God Offline Posts: 4133	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #16 - 12/07/09 at 7:14am Kari, didnt like the hat idea, so its : Pants and no t-shirts. Pretty simple rules that even us Dirt Trackers should be able to handle.
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Ruben M LMR Senior Offline Posts: 343 Lompoc	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #17 - 12/07/09 at 11:51am Been that it is a Awards Banquet and not a Backyard BBQ you would think u would Dress Accordingly????
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Frazier15 LMR God Offline I wanna go fast Posts: 555 CA	Re: SANTA MARIA SPEEDWAY BANQUET Reply #18 - 12/07/09 at 3:07pm I'm going with the clown suit and the really small bike-- that way I can get back and forth to the bar really fast.
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Reply #19 - 12/07/09 at 3:28pm

We got kicked out of the Elk's Lodge in Ridgecrest after the Pearsonville Speedway Banquet simply for conducting a "Quarter Drop" contest on stage (where you hold a quarter in your butt (or other) crack and hover over a coffee can, and release the coin (no hands allowed) and try to land it in the can.

A high degree of Personal Hygene is a manditory requirement.

But a line of people waiting for their turn with their pants down around their knees-- is priceless....

Glad the Ridgecrest lodge didn't know I was a Trona Lodge Trustee--lol

How could they not take a joke?

One of team 3d was the winner too, so what time should we be there Chris?

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